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IT WAS IN THE CLAUSE

[FlashXer] EXERCISE: TUESDAY, (CHRISTMAS DAY) DEC. 25, 2007

As most of the world knows today is Christmas Day. It is the season to be....whatever you want it to be. Hopefully you have had a good "Eve" and are having a lovely day today. I thought perhaps I should pass on the prompt today, but then I might be denying you or someone else from a creative challenge. So I came up with one. If you don't like it, sorry. After all, Christmas is YOUR holiday: for me it is a peripheral. Have fun, and if you can, make out under that tree. Now that is a present worth contemplating....
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. HONEST, I DIDN'T INTEND TO SHOOT SANTA CLAUS!

Usual rules. 1000 words, and remember any part of the prompt that works for you is okay. In the subject line, please your name, the word accident and the story title. If you are motivated to write today, so it. Finish the story, put a bow on it and send it to us. It will be your gift to us...a creative flash that we all need.
Happy Holidays
Irv



Janine's Accident IT WAS IN THE CLAUSE 98 words

It was stated in the clause known as the Santa clause that any person shooting and killing Santa Claus would automatically become the new Santa Claus.

Yes, it was cliché. Yes, it was ironic, but so it was.

The Christmas Robber who had robbed so many houses that night alone, who was startled by Santa and thus shot Santa became the new Santa and was compelled to undo his robbery wrongs for the rest of his life, which was long since Santa lives until the next person kills him.

"Ho, ho, ho! It's off to work I go."



12/30/07

Hi Janine,

Clever twist of words. Repetition drives me up the wall, but in this case it worked and I wasn't driven to near-insanity. The last paragraph dangles. Consequently, this neat little satirical work is most effective if you end it with the weird idea that Santa lives until the next person kills him.

Regards, Mike



1/30/08

Janine,

It's short and clever! We can use it for Issue Eight, due out mid-March.

Alison Ross
Editor, Clockwise Cat

On 1/20/08, sunshine99@safe-mail.net wrote:

IT WAS IN THE CLAUSE By Janine Bouyssounouse

It was stated in the clause known as the Santa clause that any person shooting and killing Santa Claus would automatically become the new Santa Claus.

Yes, it was cliché. Yes, it was ironic, but so it was.

The Christmas Robber who had robbed so many houses that night alone, who was startled by Santa and thus shot Santa became the new Santa and was compelled to undo his robbery wrongs for the rest of his life, which was long since Santa lives until the next person kills him.


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Janine Bouyssounouse lives in South Dakota and works on an educational website www.edonyourown.com while working as a temp. The term starving artist can be applied. She was a camp counselor, accounts payable clerk, wife, textbook buyer, business analyst and teacher. It took all of her experiences and education to work with at-risk teenagers and convince them high school graduation was a good idea. Now she tries to help teachers and parents through creative educational supplementary materials.




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