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[FlashXer] EXERCISE: TUESDAY, FEB. 26, 2008

In a theory post, yesterday on Flash Fiction, Pam's other list, John Irving was quoted as saying that if you don't know where your story is going, you are then a liar. I took some umbrage at that, because I know that everyone has a different level and idea of how to craft and write a tale. Actually, I had lunch yesterday with a dear friend of mine: the novelist and historian William Hallahan who wrote about 9 novels and several interesting history explorations. Bill won an Edgar, so I know he is talented and competent. His answer surprised me. He said, he doesn't begin the book until he has a hell of a powerful, mind boggling ending. Once he has that he begins the tale. But as to being a storyteller or a liar, what the hell is the difference. We all weave little lies in our stories, we embellish, we slant, we do all sorts of things in simple day to day communications. So what difference does a little lie make. Like I told you before, sweety...this won't hurt at all....

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? DAMNIT, WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE, WHAT IN THE HELL IS SO DAMN FUNNY?

Usual rules. 1000 words. In the subject line, please, your name the word laughing and the story title. Start writingnow. Tell use your tale, tell us your lies, and if we like them, maybe the check is in the mail....oh sure.
Have fun.
Irv.



2/26/08 Janine's Laughing "Are You Done Yet?" 65 words

Jen couldn't stop laughing.

"Are you done yet?" asked Don.

"Are you sure you're not going to wet your pants or something?" Don mused.

Jen knew she shouldn't laugh. The electricity cut when Don grabbed the wet, frayed cord that was still plugged into the wall. The sight of Dan's shoulder-length hair standing up like a halo around his head was too much for Jen.




2/26/08

Hi Janine,

Neat take on the prompt.

Regards, Mike



2/27/08
Short funny and sweet - only suggestion might be to drop the line:
"Are you sure you're not going to wet your pants or something?" Don mused.

not sure its needed for the story... Corie



2/27/08
Hi Janine,

Great title! Caught my attention immediately.

Linda





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