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[FlashXer] EXERCISE: FRIDAY, AUGUST 22, 2008

This morning was a visit to the blood lab, to get a blood test taken. And, as usual it took longer than I would have expected. So, I"m a little late. But it gave me time to contemplate my prompt for to day (as well as my navel) so it was not so bad, after all. I have been having, in case anyone gives a damn pretty good blood results, and my hemoglobin levels, which had been in the toilet, are now sitting on the seat. That's good because I have more energy. Loss of energy is a bitch: it affects everything, no only locomotion and so forth, but the ability to write think, every thing. It is good it is coming back. After your read this prompt, you may wish they had been less busy there at the lab, but do with it what you will...but write to it, that's the way to make progress. Write, write, write, write, write, and then write some more. That's how they say you become a writer. Try it, the whole world can't be wrong, or can it? By the way, how many houses do you own?

"THAT'S IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE, I'M LEAVING...."

"GREAT, BUT ONCE YOU GO OUT THAT DOOR, KEEP GOING. DON'T PLAN OM COMING BACK. I'LL BE OVERJOYED IF I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU OR ABOUT YOU AGAIN."

Usual rules. 1000 words. In the subject line, please, your name, the word overjoyed and he story title. If you are leaving, it doesn't pay to burn the bridges. Someday you may have to cross over again Have fun. Write, start now.
Irv



08/23/08 Janine's Overjoyed "Make Up" 111 words

"That's it. I can't take it anymore. I'm leaving!" Joe said.

"These are tears of joy, so don't bother coming back." Mary said.

"You can count on it. I'm taking the cat, too." said Joe.

"You can have all of the snacks you want. I'm sure the trip back to the home planet will leave you hungry." said Mary.

"The high command knows you're staying for love of a human." Joe said.

"Let them know their plan succeeded. I've been assimilated and you have failed." Mary said.

Joe put the cat down and pondered.

"Can we do that thing they call make up sex and forget this silly conversation?" said Joe.



08/23/08
Hi Janine,

Cute...It made me laugh. Rita




06/30/09
Hi Janine,

Good to hear from you again. Thanks for the five new pieces. Great stuff!

I have added the set to your section of the Site and updated your bio at: http://www.short-humour.org.uk/writersshowcase/writersshowcase.htm#JAB.

The new stories are at: http://www.short-humour.org.uk/writersshowcase/anotherfiveflashfictionstories.htm.

Let me know if anything needs to be changed.

Best wishes,

Brian.






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